Take the time to refresh your mind
Dear myself,
Sometimes it's OK to not be OK all the time. Your human.
Things may seem a little strange and challenging right now, but like everybody keeps telling you, things WILL get better. And sure enough, before long, you will be able to enjoy your time in your new house baking and decorating it with plenty of floral things, much to Littlebum's dismay. And your mug of tea will still be waiting. Like Littlebum. Schmidt does miss you also, although he does manage to sleep more whilst you're away, but he'll also be waiting for the day he can see you every morning and night.
Stop beating yourself up over your body, you are not fat. People always tell you this, so why don't you listen to them? Because you're thighs stick out? And sometimes you get bloated? Everybody does! You're allowed to eat lots of cake and not feel guilty, but maybe a little exercise would be good.. Who knows, you may even enjoy it? And still get to finish off the chocolate stash without worrying!
And lastly myself, you may have a lot on your plate right now, BUT SERIOUSLY is there any need for all these moany tweets? I know you dress like an old lady, and sleep as much as a baby, but FOR REAL, be a bit more rebelious... And no wearing your tights for 6 days running isn't rebelious.. It's just GRIM.
Yours forever (literally), myself.
